Top 10 Things To Say About a Present Gift You Don’t Like
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If it’s your birthday, wedding, christmas or any other anniversary, you might get a gift you don’t like… now here are ten ways to react:
10. Well, well, well…
9. Hey! Now there’s a gift!
8. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
7. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
4. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
3. I love it – but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
1. I really don’t deserve this.
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